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Founded by Coaxke and PC Speaker during a Keystone Ice induced drunken haze in late 2004, Futuristic Sex Robotz is the one and only Gangster Nerd Rap group. Futuristic Sex Robotz dishes out the cold, hard truth with skill and creativity unlike anything the internet has seen before.

Available for download at no charge, “Hotel Coral Essex” is Futuristic Sex Robotz’s full-length Gangster Nerd Rap masterpiece. Covering topics such as LiveJournal, World of Warcraft, Lieutenant Commander Data, and Trusted Computing, respect is given to those who are deserving, while mercy is denied from those who offend our ears or threaten our technological freedom.

There is only Futuristic Sex Robotz. Accept no substitute.

Coaxke and PC Speaker were recently on a UK radio station where they played their single about the movie “Snakes on a Plane”. It was pretty good, and you can check it out here.

They also create a Halo 2 rap a while back. If you have not seen it yet, you can watch it below.

So, a while back I started editing all of the Red vs. Blue episodes into a single video for each season and sent them around to friends to get them to watch. A few days ago I decided to upload them to Google video for the same reason. If you have never watched before, this is probably the easiest way to start. Here they are:

*Edit* Videos have been replaced by the official YouTube versions.

Season 1

1. Why Are We Here
2. Red Gets a Delivery
3. The Rookies
4. Head Noob in Charge
5. The Package is in the Open
6. 1.21 Giga-Whats??
7. Check out the Treads on That Chick
8. Don’t Ph34r the Reaper
9. After Church
10. A Shadow of His Former Self
11. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pain.
12. Down, but not Out
13. Human Peer Bonding
14. Roomier Than it Looks
15. How the Other Half Lives
16. A Slightly Crueler Cruller
17. Points of Origin
18. SPF 0
19. Last One Out, Hit the Lights

Season 2

1. Everything Old is New Again
2. Motion to Adjourn
3. Red vs Bleu
4. The Joy of Toggling
5. Sweet Ride
6. Last Words
7. Nobody Likes You
8. Nine Tenths of the Law”
9. In Stereo Where Available
10. Radar Love
11. I Dream of Meanie
12. Room for Rent
13. Me, Myself, and You
14. An Audience of Dumb
15. Aftermath, Before Biology
16. What’s Mine is Yours
17. Nut. Doonut.
18. Dealer Incentive
19. K.I.T. B.F.F

Season 3

1. Best Laid Plans
2. Visiting Old Friends
3. Let’s Get Together
4. You’re the Bomb, Yo
5. Make Your Time
6. We Must Rebuild
7. New Toys
8. We’re Being Watched”
9. It’s a Biological Fact
10. Heavy Metal
11. Roaming Charges
12. Silver Linings
13. Episode 50 Part 2
14. Have We Met?
15. Let’s Come To Order
16. Hello, My Name Is Andrew
17. Defusing The Situation
18. Calm Before The Storm
19. The Storm

Season 4

1. Familiar Surroundings
2. Hunting Time
3. Fight or Fright
4. Fair Competition
5. Lost in Triangulation
6. The Hard Stop
7. Previous Commitments
8. Looking For Group
9. Exploring Our Differences
10. Setting A High Bar
11. Getting All Misty
12. Talk of the Town
13. Sneaking In
14. You Keep Using That Word
15. Getting Debriefed
16. Under The Weather
17. Right To Remain Silenced
18. Things Are Looking Down
19. Two for One
20. The Arrival

Red vs. Blue: Out of Mind
Out of Mind chronicles the adventures of the character Tex between her disappearance in season 4 and her scheduled re-appearance in season 5.

Season 5

1. You Can’t Park Here
2. Got Your Back
3. Baby Steps
4. Sibling Arrivalries
5. The Grif Reaper
6. In Memoriam
7. Strong Male Figure
8. Yellow Fever
9. Brass Tacks
10. The Nesting Theory
11. Spelunked
12. The Haystack
13. Terms and Provisions
14. Missed Direction
15. Where Credit Is Due
16. Biting the Hand
17. Tucker Knows Best
18. Loading…
19. The Wrong Crowd
20. Uncommunicado
21. Same Old, Same Old
22. Repent, The End is Near
23. Why Were We Here?